When I surrendered to full time Christian ministry (that is what we call it in Baptist life when you follow God’s call into ministry as a career) ten years ago there were a lot of things I did not know. Exactly what kind of ministry I would be doing and where I would be doing ministry were some of the basic unknowns. I also did not know, however, how weird ministry could be. Here is a list of some of the most unusual things I have done in ministry over the years:
- Deciding how to make a lamp made out of a female mannequin’s torso appropriate for display on stage during a service.
- Buying a bunch of little cakes- one birthday theme, one Bob the Builder theme, etc – for a welcome reception for a new minister when the order was not ready as promised. Cutting the cakes in the kitchen and then serving them helped a lot!
- Writing an email that began “Thank you for joining the XL team, Big Daddy.”
:):) I never thought fun nicknames would be a part of church work, but boy was I wrong! - Coming up with ideas and buying items for “The Wheel of Meat Products”.
- Writing the words “fart machine” during a planning meeting.
- Passing around a stuffed bear while saying nice things about everyone in the room.
- Listening to one guy sing in a gospel quartet at church in the morning and an Ozzy Osbourne song at church that same night. Go Cliff!
- Tackling my boss on video – my all time fav, by the way!
- Oh, yeah, and throwing a pie in my boss’s face. That was a good one, too.
- Knowing way too much information about men’s urinals.
- Having a meeting in a men’s room.
- Sneaking into an ER to make a hospital visit – that has been more than once, I am pretty sure.
- Dressing up like a bumble bee, penguin, and a football player. The hall of VBS shame stops there – I escaped the costume fun this year!


